I'm Baaaaccckkkkk Friday, June 10, 2011

Hi Friends! After a few months of legal decisions, Slap-A-Roo is back!! Apparently A LOT of people have been scr*wed in recent months. Stay tuned for new post coming soon!

Company Slap: Cozy Grill in Warwick, RI Saturday, January 15, 2011

"Went to Cozy Grill this morning this morning,Had been there plenty of times in the past and never had an issue before. Ordered a steak omelette with grilled english. Got my breakfast and I got white toast. Not a big deal the waitress apologizes,says something about a new person in the kitchen and orders what I ordered. Took 4 bites out of the omelette and cut into the middle of it. Immediatly I notice a giant piece of hair sitting in the middle of the omelette. I quietly call the waitress over and explain the situation to her. she never appologises and takes the plate away. 10 minutes later she comes back with another omelette.I tell her I lost my appetite and dont want it. She storms away with the plate in her hand. 5 minutes later she comes back with the cook! Hes giving me attitude now because HIS hair was in my food! He says.....this could have happened in your home! I said.....but it happened here....If it happened at Home I would be accountable for it. He the says....we wear hats here so this dont happen!(He should get a better hat) Then he says how do I know it wasnt yours! I said yeah....I opened up the middle of the omelette and put a hair in the middle of it so I could score 4 free bites out of it! He then accuses me of ordering the second one when the waitress never asked me if i wanted another! I told the cook....I called the waitress over quietly and discretley explained the problem to her,your the one out here in the middle of the diding room making a scene about it! He got pissed off and walked away.....I understand these things happen in restaurants sometimes. I did my best to move past it. All I wanted was an appology and I might have even went back again. What I got was accused! Will not be back there again anytime soon! Like I said....Free hair Omelettes at the cozy!" 

- Warwick, RI

Company Slap: Greene Turtle in Ocean City Friday, January 07, 2011

"1. Never been there before, heard great things, good sports bar, lousy overpriced food, go for the game and some beers, order appys and enjoy.

2. If you're a waitress who has a shift in the DINING ROOM section of a sports bar on New Years Day, you probably want to avoid driniking too much on New Years Eve so you're not a pissy c8nt during your shift. I mean, I realize I had nerve coming into the DINING ROOM with my mother and 2 kids for a meal and NOT ordering jaeger shots. Oh, and here's another tip for you, if you're not going to write down our order when you take it, you should probably get it right rather than be a pissy c*nt when 3 of the four meals ordered came to the table wrong and you acted like a pissy c*nt when you had to take them back to the kitchen and correct them. Fortunately for you, my mother paid and gave you a 15% tip which is about 14% more than I'd have given you, you pissy c*nt."

- Ocean City, MD

Happy 2011 from Slap-A-Roo! Sunday, January 02, 2011

From our family to yours, have a safe and happy 2011! And, when someone gets in your way, remember to "slap" them :)

Company Slap: TD Canada Trust Sunday, December 05, 2010

"I thought I had seen it all with nickel and dimeing going on with the banks, but when I looked at my statement and saw a "cash deposit fee" for using good old legal tender, I was blown away!

I should be able to charge a good damn data mining fee or an information algorithm fee!! These fucking banks are the most despicable shit eating money grubbing assholes on the planet!!

Fuck them all, I'm using the mattress from now on. For all you readers...take some time and add up all the service fees you're charged, it's gross!"

- Anonymous in Toronto, Canada