Company Slap: Greene Turtle in Ocean City

"1. Never been there before, heard great things, good sports bar, lousy overpriced food, go for the game and some beers, order appys and enjoy.

2. If you're a waitress who has a shift in the DINING ROOM section of a sports bar on New Years Day, you probably want to avoid driniking too much on New Years Eve so you're not a pissy c8nt during your shift. I mean, I realize I had nerve coming into the DINING ROOM with my mother and 2 kids for a meal and NOT ordering jaeger shots. Oh, and here's another tip for you, if you're not going to write down our order when you take it, you should probably get it right rather than be a pissy c*nt when 3 of the four meals ordered came to the table wrong and you acted like a pissy c*nt when you had to take them back to the kitchen and correct them. Fortunately for you, my mother paid and gave you a 15% tip which is about 14% more than I'd have given you, you pissy c*nt."

- Ocean City, MD